Hope you all had a decent if not above average holiday season!
I got to spend time sleeping, chilling, smoking and a bit of fucking.
Pretty much what i wanted for christmas
I know i havent been the best behaved girl this year and i didnt really expect santa to visit me, but, to my surprise, he did!
I got a few presents and a some red lobster gift cards – yes that was plural – MORE than one person thought about Ashli Orionand Red Lobster this year – the real winner – ME!
I’ll be dinning on shrimp scampi and baby prawn not once but TWICE in 2010!!!
Went for the lobster, left with the crabs
Speaking of 2010 – HOLY SHIT!!!
Can you believe its already gonna be 2010???
I havent made any new years resolutions yet but if you have some, please share them with me
I will post next in a new decade, come back and visit me!
Im so proud of myself because ive never actually wished “the public” anyting before and now i am using this forum to do so!
Im proud that instead of wishing the public would get sloppy head untill it spilled unborn children all over its stomach, this time i was a good girl and used my powers for the forces of giving thanks!
I give thanks to all the horny guys who like to touch their penis’s ummm penie hmmmm…whats the plural for more than one penis? oh! i know – COCKS!
i give thanks to all of the horny bitches who are bitches 23 hours a day, but for that 1 hour a day they are amazing slutty people who are so cool and easy to deal with
and i give thanks to my high pussy, cause my pussy is so high.
seriously.
it is.
you think im lying?
i gots proof -
my pussy coughs too
seeeeeeeeeeeeeee i told you!
before i go get stuffed on my stovetop by some turkey and get basted, i will leave you with a funny video that i did with my girl Kagney Linn Karter – enjoy it
Its probably not the best thing to admit, but fuck it, we’re all friends now right?
I dont, depsite rumours, have a cock. So i dont get to have the fun that you have.
Instead i either spit and rub on my clit pussy or get one of my many vibrating toys and fuck myself until i shoot protien cum. My cum doesn’t go all over my stomach or into a sock, although i am working on it
Trust me, i know a little bit about sucking balls. I’m sort of an expert.
Question: Do you know what sucks balls more than Ashli Orion?
Answer: Losing your phone. Duh!
I kinda sorta smoke a lot of kush, like A LOT, all day.
One of the many side effects is that you tend to forget important shit, like where you are, who is this random guy sleeping next to me, who’s car is this AND the most suckiest of them all, WHERE IS MY FUCKING PHONE!
That one is the most annoying because in 2009, having no phone makes you feel naked.
I know, your saying to yourself – “But you’re porn star Ashli Orion, you love to be naked”
Well not without my phone.
So, In closing, If you have been trying to call me and haven’t gotten a hold of me, it’s because I LOST MY FUCKING PHONE and I haven’t been ignoring you Dave Coulier.
*cheap plug alert* when i find my LOST FUCKING PHONE, i will be downloading official Ashli Orion mobile porn onto it. That you can be sure of
If you clicked on this page then you found me! Yay for you cause its the brand new Ashli Orion Official blog!! It’s official because I say it is! Cool huh?
On the Ashli Orion blog (hehe) you will get everything you think you would get from me, A SLOPPY BJ and some HOT SEX…ok maybe you won’t get ALL of that, but a girl can dream can’t she?
For real though, on here I’m gonna be posting hot pics, keep my fans (YOU) nice and hard and updated on my latest scenes and XXX movies and my brand new Ashli Orion Mobile Porn that’s made right for your phones – SO ALL YOU PERVS CAN TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
My mission – World domination!!!
So come back here often and check back – I will be updating a lot.
you wanna see my ass? I know, dumb question. OFCOURSE YOU DO!!
