Archive for November, 2009

i give thanks for…

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

happy thanksgiving.

there i said it!

Im so proud of myself because ive never actually wished “the public” anyting before and now i am using this forum to do so!

Im proud that instead of wishing the public would get sloppy head untill it spilled unborn children all over its stomach, this time i was a good girl and used my powers for the forces of giving thanks!

I give thanks to all the horny guys who like to touch their penis’s ummm penie hmmmm…whats the plural for more than one penis? oh! i know – COCKS!

i give thanks to all of the horny bitches who are bitches 23 hours a day, but for that 1 hour a day they are amazing slutty people who are so cool and easy to deal with :)

and i give thanks to my high pussy, cause my pussy is so high.

seriously.

it is.

you think im lying?

i gots proof -

my pussy coughs too

my pussy coughs too

seeeeeeeeeeeeeee i told you! :)

before i go get stuffed on my stovetop by some turkey and get basted, i will leave you with a funny video that i did with my girl Kagney Linn Karter – enjoy it :)

 

peace out girlscout -

xo ashli orion

You and I are one and the same…

Sunday, November 15th, 2009
brick walls get me wet

brick walls get me wet

whenever i get bored i usually do what YOU would do.

Yes YOU!

You, The typical horny stoner that is reading my blog right now.

Ask yourself what you do when you are bored and alone?

I think you know the answer.

You touch yourself.

more specifically, you touch your penis.

For this sake of this blog i will be referring to penis as Cock.

So yeah, you touch your cock.

Then you either spit in your hand or get some jergins and start rubbing and stroking your cock untill it starts pulsating.

At which point it begins to spit out semen protein all over your stomach or into a sock.

did i get it right?

You dont need to answer that, i know i am.

Well, I, Ashli Orion, am no different then you.

I like to masturbate all the time.

Like ALLLLLL the time.

Its probably not the best thing to admit, but fuck it, we’re all friends now right?

I dont, depsite rumours, have a cock. So i dont get to have the fun that you have.

Instead i either spit and rub on my clit pussy or get one of my many vibrating toys and fuck myself until i shoot protien cum. My cum doesn’t go all over my stomach or into a sock, although i am working on it :)

What was the point of this?

Nothing.

Other then that you and are a EXACTLY the SAME!

We are both horny.

Now do something about it ;)

peace out girl scout -

Ashli