Archive for the ‘Ass’ Category

introducing ASShli Orion

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
Bring it on Porn. Lets see what you got...

Bring it on Porn. Lets see what you got...

happy fucking new year everyone.

What an interesting 2010 its been so far?

No?

You don’t think?

Well then this might change your mind.

I have aHUGE announcement.

One so huge it should be considered a MEGA announcement.

Its something that my fans have been asking for since i first starting making them hard watching me get naked and fuck.

Its something that my sunday school teacher would NOT approve of.

I am am going to do something in porn, on camera, that i have never done before.

ANAL.

Yes you heard it here first.

I , Ashli Orion, America’s favorite sweetheart is going to take it in the ASS!!

All the companies reading this : Bring it on!!!

And to my horny fans,

your welcome.

xo Ashli

New Years already?

Monday, December 28th, 2009
new years bubley

new years bubley

Ho Ho Ho!

(insert ho ho ho joke here)

Whats up gangstas!

Hope you all had a decent if not above average holiday season!

I got to spend time sleeping, chilling, smoking and a bit of fucking.

Pretty much what i wanted for christmas :)

I know i havent been the best behaved girl this year and i didnt really expect santa to visit me, but, to my surprise, he did!

I got a few presents and a some red lobster gift cards – yes that was plural – MORE than one person thought about Ashli Orion and Red Lobster this year – the real winner – ME!

I’ll be dinning on shrimp scampi and baby prawn not once but TWICE in 2010!!!

Went for the lobster, left with the crabs

Went for the lobster, left with the crabs

 

Speaking of 2010 – HOLY SHIT!!!

Can you believe its already gonna be 2010???

I havent made any new years resolutions yet but if you have some, please share them with me :)

I will post next in a new decade, come back and visit me!

peace out girl scout -

Ashli

Losing your phone sucks balls…

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Trust me, i know a little bit about sucking balls. I’m sort of an expert.

Question: Do you know what sucks balls more than Ashli Orion?

Answer: Losing your phone. Duh!

I kinda sorta smoke a lot of kush, like A LOT, all day.

One of the many side effects is that you tend to forget important shit, like where you are, who is this random guy sleeping next to me, who’s car is this AND the most suckiest of them all, WHERE IS MY FUCKING PHONE!

That one is the most annoying because in 2009, having no phone makes you feel naked.

I know, your saying to yourself – “But you’re porn star Ashli Orion, you love to be naked

Well not without my phone.

So, In closing, If you have been trying to call me and haven’t gotten a hold of me, it’s because I LOST MY FUCKING PHONE and I haven’t been ignoring you Dave Coulier.

*cheap plug alert* when i find my LOST FUCKING PHONE, i will be downloading official Ashli Orion mobile porn onto it. That you can be sure of :)

Here’s a pic to keep you excited Dave Coulier!

My fave position - Comet-the-doggy

My fave position - Comet-the-doggy

peace out girlscout -

Ashli

YOOOOOO!!! ASHLI ORION BLOG IS NOW OPEN!!!

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

What’s up people?!?!?

If you clicked on this page then you found me! Yay for you cause its the brand new Ashli Orion Official blog!! It’s official because I say it is! Cool huh?

On the Ashli Orion blog (hehe) you will get everything you think you would get from me, A SLOPPY BJ and some HOT SEX…ok maybe you won’t get ALL of that, but a girl can dream can’t she?

For real though, on here I’m gonna be posting hot pics, keep my fans (YOU) nice and hard and updated on my latest scenes and XXX movies and my brand new Ashli Orion Mobile Porn that’s made right for your phones – SO ALL YOU PERVS CAN TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

My mission – World domination!!!

So come back here often and check back – I will be updating a lot.

 

you wanna see my ass? I know, dumb question. OFCOURSE YOU DO!!

you wanna see my ass? I know, dumb question. OFCOURSE YOU DO!!

 

Peace out girlscout -

Ashli