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happy fucking new year everyone.

What an interesting 2010 its been so far?

No?

You don’t think?

Well then this might change your mind.

I have aHUGE announcement.

One so huge it should be considered a MEGA announcement.

Its something that my fans have been asking for since i first starting making them hard watching me get naked and fuck.

Its something that my sunday school teacher would NOT approve of.

I am am going to do something in porn, on camera, that i have never done before.

ANAL.

Yes you heard it here first.

I , Ashli Orion, America’s favorite sweetheart is going to take it in the ASS!!

All the companies reading this : Bring it on!!!

And to my horny fans,

your welcome.

xo Ashli

new years bubley

Ho Ho Ho!

(insert ho ho ho joke here)

Whats up gangstas!

Hope you all had a decent if not above average holiday season!

I got to spend time sleeping, chilling, smoking and a bit of fucking.

Pretty much what i wanted for christmas

I know i havent been the best behaved girl this year and i didnt really expect santa to visit me, but, to my surprise, he did!

I got a few presents and a some red lobster gift cards – yes that was plural – MORE than one person thought about Ashli Orion and Red Lobster this year – the real winner – ME!

I’ll be dinning on shrimp scampi and baby prawn not once but TWICE in 2010!!!

Went for the lobster, left with the crabs

Speaking of 2010 – HOLY SHIT!!!

Can you believe its already gonna be 2010???

I havent made any new years resolutions yet but if you have some, please share them with me

I will post next in a new decade, come back and visit me!

peace out girl scout -

Ashli

there i said it!

Im so proud of myself because ive never actually wished “the public” anyting before and now i am using this forum to do so!

Im proud that instead of wishing the public would get sloppy head untill it spilled unborn children all over its stomach, this time i was a good girl and used my powers for the forces of giving thanks!

I give thanks to all the horny guys who like to touch their penis’s ummm penie hmmmm…whats the plural for more than one penis? oh! i know – COCKS!

i give thanks to all of the horny bitches who are bitches 23 hours a day, but for that 1 hour a day they are amazing slutty people who are so cool and easy to deal with

and i give thanks to my high pussy, cause my pussy is so high.

seriously.

it is.

you think im lying?

i gots proof -

my pussy coughs too

seeeeeeeeeeeeeee i told you!

before i go get stuffed on my stovetop by some turkey and get basted, i will leave you with a funny video that i did with my girl Kagney Linn Karter – enjoy it

peace out girlscout -

xo ashli orion

brick walls get me wet

whenever i get bored i usually do what YOU would do.

Yes YOU!

You, The typical horny stoner that is reading my blog right now.

Ask yourself what you do when you are bored and alone?

I think you know the answer.

You touch yourself.

more specifically, you touch your penis.

For this sake of this blog i will be referring to penis as Cock.

So yeah, you touch your cock.

Then you either spit in your hand or get some jergins and start rubbing and stroking your cock untill it starts pulsating.

At which point it begins to spit out semen protein all over your stomach or into a sock.

did i get it right?

You dont need to answer that, i know i am.

Well, I, Ashli Orion, am no different then you.

I like to masturbate all the time.

Like ALLLLLL the time.

Its probably not the best thing to admit, but fuck it, we’re all friends now right?

I dont, depsite rumours, have a cock. So i dont get to have the fun that you have.

Instead i either spit and rub on my clit pussy or get one of my many vibrating toys and fuck myself until i shoot protien cum. My cum doesn’t go all over my stomach or into a sock, although i am working on it

What was the point of this?

Nothing.

Other then that you and are a EXACTLY the SAME!

We are both horny.

Now do something about it

peace out girl scout -

Ashli

Question: Do you know what sucks balls more than Ashli Orion?

Answer: Losing your phone. Duh!

I kinda sorta smoke a lot of kush, like A LOT, all day.

One of the many side effects is that you tend to forget important shit, like where you are, who is this random guy sleeping next to me, who’s car is this AND the most suckiest of them all, WHERE IS MY FUCKING PHONE!

That one is the most annoying because in 2009, having no phone makes you feel naked.

I know, your saying to yourself – “But you’re porn star Ashli Orion, you love to be naked”

Well not without my phone.

So, In closing, If you have been trying to call me and haven’t gotten a hold of me, it’s because I LOST MY FUCKING PHONE and I haven’t been ignoring you Dave Coulier.

*cheap plug alert* when i find my LOST FUCKING PHONE, i will be downloading official Ashli Orion mobile porn onto it. That you can be sure of

Here’s a pic to keep you excited Dave Coulier!

My fave position - Comet-the-doggy

peace out girlscout -

Ashli

If you clicked on this page then you found me! Yay for you cause its the brand new Ashli Orion Official blog!! It’s official because I say it is! Cool huh?

On the Ashli Orion blog (hehe) you will get everything you think you would get from me, A SLOPPY BJ and some HOT SEX…ok maybe you won’t get ALL of that, but a girl can dream can’t she?

For real though, on here I’m gonna be posting hot pics, keep my fans (YOU) nice and hard and updated on my latest scenes and XXX movies and my brand new Ashli Orion Mobile Porn that’s made right for your phones – SO ALL YOU PERVS CAN TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

My mission – World domination!!!

So come back here often and check back – I will be updating a lot.

you wanna see my ass? I know, dumb question. OFCOURSE YOU DO!!

Peace out girlscout -

Ashli