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You and I are one and the same…

Sunday, November 15th, 2009
brick walls get me wet

brick walls get me wet

whenever i get bored i usually do what YOU would do.

Yes YOU!

You, The typical horny stoner that is reading my blog right now.

Ask yourself what you do when you are bored and alone?

I think you know the answer.

You touch yourself.

more specifically, you touch your penis.

For this sake of this blog i will be referring to penis as Cock.

So yeah, you touch your cock.

Then you either spit in your hand or get some jergins and start rubbing and stroking your cock untill it starts pulsating.

At which point it begins to spit out semen protein all over your stomach or into a sock.

did i get it right?

You dont need to answer that, i know i am.

Well, I, Ashli Orion, am no different then you.

I like to masturbate all the time.

Like ALLLLLL the time.

Its probably not the best thing to admit, but fuck it, we’re all friends now right?

I dont, depsite rumours, have a cock. So i dont get to have the fun that you have.

Instead i either spit and rub on my clit pussy or get one of my many vibrating toys and fuck myself until i shoot protien cum. My cum doesn’t go all over my stomach or into a sock, although i am working on it :)

What was the point of this?

Nothing.

Other then that you and are a EXACTLY the SAME!

We are both horny.

Now do something about it ;)

peace out girl scout -

Ashli